The 2012 NFL Draft: Boring
by Kinner Shah The NFL Combine has bid adieu which means it’s that time of year again: The NFL Draft is upon us! It’s a time when the NFL Network can actually report on football news in the spring,...
View ArticleWho in the hell is Mel Kiper, anyway?
by Tommy Gimler The NFL draft is right around the corner, and that means ESPN’s Mel Kiper’s bulletproof GoodFellas do is eating up more of my television’s frame than Chloe Kardashian’s bloated mug....
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Are You Smarter Than Morris Claiborne?
by Tommy Gimler Former LSU cornerback Morris Claiborne is projected to go the Minnesota Vikings with the third overall pick in tomorrow night’s NFL Draft, but odds are that he’ll need help finding...
View ArticleThe DUD Live: Follow Mel Kiper’s Mistakes As They Happen!
by Tommy Gimler Mel Kiper is ESPN’s chief meteorologist: He gets paid a huge salary to make mistakes. While the longevity of his mafioso hairdo demands admiration, his player analysis and inability to...
View ArticleFriday Night Fuck-You’s
by Tommy Gimler The Brewers are getting smoked by the Cardinals (again) to the tune of 12-1, and I’m pissed. Here are three people who can go fuck themselves. 1) Mel Kiper – ESPN Draft Analyst...
View ArticleThe Fixer
by Tommy Gimler Well, would you look at that. Amazingly, shockingly, surprisingly, the New Orleans Hornets pulled a rabbit out of the hat last night and landed the first pick in this summer’s NBA...
View ArticleThe Sham They Call The NBA
by Tommy Gimler With the first pick in the 2012 NBA Draft, the New Orleans Hornets selected Anthony Davis from the University of Kentucky. The problem? New Orleans had the first pick of the 2012 NBA...
View ArticleEven If You Blacked Out, Woke Up In Prison, And As A Result Wound Up With A...
by Tommy Gimler Still trying to figure out how ESPN’s Mel Kiper is employed after somehow making more false statements this weekend than Glenn Beck? Yeah, you’re not alone. ESPN.com’s feature story...
View ArticleFantasy Dork Alert: Live Blogging From Our First MLB Auction Draft
by Tommy Gimler Sure, spring training hasn’t even started yet, but it’s a cool cloudy day in Los Angeles. And that’s basically the equivalent to a snow day out here, so what better way to pass the...
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Here Are The 30 Athletes The Daily Upper Decker Thinks Will Get Arrested This...
by Tommy Gimler If you’re bummed because your pet turtle just got crushed by your grandpa’s Chevy Lumina when he pulled in the driveway, you should totally cheer yourself up by doing an Current...
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